Tuesday, May 31, 2005
Paratroopas
If you're not familiar with video game characters, these are the flying turtle things in the Super Mario games. These stupid-looking mofo's bounce around, annoying the hell out of you as you try to bolt through the level. In certain levels, the developers expect you to jump on these piece of shit turkey turtles to hinder their ability to fly. The original koopatroopasjust walked around, only mildly annoying you because they only took up one plane on earth. The good news: you could jump on their shells to actually kill other enemies. But not the FLYING turkey turtles: no, no, no. These little guys fly about in open space so in the rare event you actually get to jump on them, they usually just fall into an open pit making them absolutely useless. Even worse news: sometimes when you jump on them, and they fall to the ground, and you hit them to make them kill other enemies, they can STILL come back after hitting something and kill you! These guys are way overrated.
Mike and Elle at 9:25 PM
